I'd develop a sudden severe allergy to dogs if I were you and make it a health reason ;)   Being someone who is allergic to dogs (but only after long exposure or if the dog is really smelly/furry), the reason has come in handy on a number of occassions ;)

Well I have 2 dogs already LOL I don't think she would believe me...
well she came w/o the dog at least... she wore out her welcome though...
the police showed up b/c people were skidding down the road in their car; drinking and then pulled into my driveway (thanks guys) Someone stepped on my crapemyrtle and almost killed it (its small and newly planted) SIL drank so much she puked.... and puked... puked some more. Dh and I were supposed to go biking the next morning; didn't happen. Then SIL finally woke up; puked some more; then crashed on my sofa, nasty and "morning after being wasted sweaty" if that makes sense laying on my decorative pillows and using my late grandfather's blanket.... I thought I was gonna flip... she ran to puke again and I told dh she had to go... she stayed until after 2 pm watching football. the guest room looked like a college dorm; clothes everywhere; covers tossed off the bed...
It really showed dh why I get so uptight though; next time I have permission to kick people out! WooHoo! I kept cool until everyone left... I earned my right to be a Be--atch next time :o)

congrats!

Yeah I can't handle that kind of lifestyle; I'm too old for that mess.... I'm still picking up ciggarette butts out of the yard (neither one of us smoke by the way) and beer bottles out of the yard... at least its all in the back where no one can see.... hopefully I can get it all cleaned up tonight.
I just don't understand that kind of behavior. A friend did offer to help pick up but she has a young son and it was late and I knew she wanted to be with him so I told her not to worry about it.... the ones who made the mess though; didn't bother to help.
At least I was the sober one and knew what all happened.