DIL poem

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DIL poem

corkiespain corkiespain is offline

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DIL poem

Thought i might share this one, wasnt sure where to place it on the forum, hope here is ok. (maybe we should have a fun/joke section ?) anywho ..this is a cute poem ,not that i approve of violence..

He didn't like the casserole

And he didn't like my cake.

He said my biscuits were too hard...

Not like his mother used to make.

I didn't perk the coffee right

He didn't like the stew,

I didn't mend his socks

The way his mother used to do.

I pondered for an answer

I was looking for a clue.

Then I turned around and smacked him...

Like his mother used to do.

07-04-2008 03:14 PM

This post was last modified: 07-04-2008 03:15 PM by corkiespain.

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RE: DIL poem

LOLOLOLOL! That's great! LOVE it! Thanks for the chuckle...

~ Sometimes the best way to deal with the in-laws is to live 12,000 miles away! ~

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07-05-2008 02:36 AM

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